Bella:
Mom i dont wanna go
Renee:
Too bad. Suck it up
Bella:
Ok
Bella:
WEE
Charlie:
Yo wasap
Bella:
Hi
Bella:
Hey look a hot guy
Edward:
She smells funny
Bella:
I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella:
No one likes me
Eric:
Hey. Your Hot
Bella:
No one loves me
Mike:
Hey. I love you
Bella:
NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward:
Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella:
...Ok weird
Bella:
OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward:
*pushy*
Bella:
ohmygod. You saved me
Edward:
No i didn’t
Bella:
Yeah you did
Edward:
No i didn’t
Bella:
Yeah you did!
Bella:
HI JACOB!
Jacob:
Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella:
Really?
Jacob:
Yeah. Your hot
Bella:
OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward:
Durr
Bella:
I love you
Edward:
I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella:
SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella:
Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward:
Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella:
Wee!
Edward:
Lets eat
Bella:
Your weird
Edward:
I can read minds.
Bella:
Your weird
Edward:
I don’t eat
Bella:
Your weird
Edward:
Do you like Baseball?
Bella:
No
Edward:
Let’s play
Edward:
This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper:
I have no Emotions
Alice:
I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie:
I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit:
I am strong.
Carlisle:
I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme:
I love you
Edward:
VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant:
I is black
James:
i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
Bella:
Owwie!
Edward:
BASTARD
Bella:
Woo
Edward:
I love you
Bella:
I love you