inside my head: Archive

“Oh, my God. It hit me like a tsunami then: how perfect he was for me, how no...”

– Max by James Patterson pg 285

Mar 26th

I’m going to draw a picture. a picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor, I’ll draw it on my wrist. and as I draw this picture a fountain will appear. and as this fountain flows, my troubles disappear….

Mar 23rd

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing

Mar 13th

How am I gonna do this baby? I’m lost without you :’(

Mar 13th

Mar 7th

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Mar 3rd

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You shouldn't have! No, really....

“we caught Disney cuties Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas on a golf date in LA last week - and while Selena might know how to swing a nine iron, it seems she needs a hand when it comes to buying gifts for guys! The starlet gave the JoBro what every 17-year-old male, er, wants - a $165 pocket watch! She even engraved it with, “Check the time….I love you right now.” She also...

Mar 2nd

Famous magazine called Joe (Jonas) a player. O.o

Mar 2nd

Twilight

Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
 *On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
 *goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
 *does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no Emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
 *breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
 *Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
 Kissy Kissy
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 In a nutshell.